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Maid and Housekeeper Jokes

A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, "Yessir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked. They Played a game called Bridge and last night a lot of folks were there, As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man say 'Lay down and let's see what you got.'"

She continued, "Another man says 'I got strength and no length.' And another man says to the lady: 'Take your hands off my trick.' I pretty near dropped dead just then when the lady answered, 'You forced me. You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for one raise.'"

The cleaning woman continued, "Another lady was talking about 'protecting her honor' and two ladies were talking and saying 'Now it's time for me to play with your husband and you can play with mine.'"

"Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving, I hope to die, if one of them didn't say, 'Well, I guess we'll go home now, that was the last rubber...'"