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Tailor and Seamstress Jokes

There is this Rabbi guy and he has been cutting off little foreskins for about 30 years now. Well, he decided to retire, but, he saved all the foreskins for 30 years in a little baggy.

So the Rabbi takes all these foreskins in to a tailor and says, "Make something for me out of these please?"

And, the tailor happily replies, "Sure, come back in two weeks and I'll be all done."

Two weeks later, the Rabbi goes back to the tailor and asks for his foreskins. The tailor hand him a wallet he made out of all the foreskins.

The Rabbi says, "Hey, what kind of cheap deal is this? 30 years and all I get is a wallet?"

"Wait, Wait," says the tailor. "This is no ordinary wallet... All you have to do is rub it softly and it becomes a suitcase!"