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Foreman Jokes

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. "I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up."

Nine hands went up. "Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man. "Too much trouble," came the reply.

My Uncle Joe got fired from his construction job. I asked him what happened. "You know what a foreman is?" he asked.

"Sure, he's the one who stands around and watches the other men work. What's that got to do with it?" I asked.

"Well, he just got jealous of me," Uncle Joe explained. "Everyone thought I was the foreman."

Foreman: How is it that you are carrying only one sack when other men are carrying two?

Laborer: Well, perhaps they are too lazy to make two trips like I do!