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Firefighter Jokes

Reverend Flanders, pastor of the largest Southern Baptist Church in downtown Birmingham, Alabama and a fire chief went on to thier rewards and arrived at the pearly gates simultaneously, at which point the fire chief was immediately passed on through.

Reverend Flanders immediately raised a hue and cry stating that he knew the man to be totally sacreligious, a downright reprobate and a discredit to the human race as opposed to himself who always lived a pious life by preaching the Word, saving souls, and generally caring for his fellow man.

Saint Peter retorted, "My dear Flanders, your case has to be examined more fully. We have to look at the facts surrounding your arrival completely before admitting you to heaven. After all, during the many years that you preached the Word of God from your pulpit most people fell asleep. While the chief drove his fire engine, everybody prayed!"