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Butler Jokes

A wealthy socialite had a night out on the town with her friends. She awoke the next morning, totally naked and with a monster of a hang-over. So she rang for the butler and asked for a cup of strong black coffee.

"Jeeves," she said, "I can't remember a thing about last night. How did I get to bed?"

"Well, Madam, I carried you upstairs and put you to bed."

"But my dress?" she asked.

"It seemed a pity to crumple it, so I took it off and hung it up," the butler replied.

"But what about my underwear?" she asked.

"I thought the elastic might stop the circulation, so I took the liberty of removing them."

"What a night!" she said. "I must have been tight!"

To which the butler replied, "Only the first time, Madam."