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Factory Worker Jokes

A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After two months she gave the boss a two-week notice that she's going to quit. The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was hard working, knew her tasks, etc. He called her into his office. "But why?" he asked.

"Nothin', I just wanna quit that's all," she said sullenly.

"Look, I'll give you a raise." "No," she said. "You can't just quit like that. There must be a reason. Tell me."

"Okay if you must know," said the girl as she took off her underwear and pointed to her pubic hair. "Look I haven't got this before, it's the broom's bristles, I tell you."

Tickled by her innocence, he too took off his underwear and showed his, and said, "Ha ha, my dear it's nature. Look I have it too."

"Oh no!" the girl cried with a sob. "I can't wait two weeks, I'm gonna quit now. Not only have you got the bristles, but you've grown the handle as well!"