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Maid and Housekeeper Jokes

One day the Mexican maid announced to the yuppette that she was quitting. When asked why, she replied, "I am in the family way."

The yuppette was both surprised and shocked and asked who it was. The maid replied, "Your husband and your son."

This time, the yuppette was horrified and demanded an explanation.

"Well," the maid explained, "I go to the library to clean it and you husband say, 'You are in the way.' I go to the living room to clean and you son say, 'You are in my way.' So I'm in the family way, and I quit."