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Musician Jokes

A community orchestra was plagued by attendance problems. Several musicians were absent at each rehearsal. As a matter of fact, every player in the orchestra had missed several rehearsals, except for one very faithful oboe player.

Finally, as the dress rehearsal drew to a close, the conductor took a moment to thank the oboist for her faithful attendance. She, of course, humbly responded, "It's the least I could do, since I won't be at the performance."

St. Peter's still checking ID's. He asks a man, "What did you do on Earth?" The man says, "I was a doctor."

St. Peter says, "Ok, go right through those pearly gates. Next! What did you do on Earth?" "I was a school teacher."

"Go right through those pearly gates. Next! And what did you do on Earth?" "I was a musician."

To which St. Peter replied, "Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen..."