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Pharmacist Jokes

One day a man with a terrible sore throat walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something to relieve it.

The pharmacist says, "Well, I could give you any number of things but they won't really do you much good. However, I can tell you what I do when I have a bad sore throat like you have."

"Really? What's that?" asks the man.

"I go straight home and have sex with my wife all night long. I suggest you try that."

"Sounds great!" says the man. "Is your wife home now?"