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Politician Jokes

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called 'The Politician.'

"All you have to do," she told her class, "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common, they should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.

Every man needs a wife, because many things go wrong that he can't blame on the government.

Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.

Q: An ethical lawyer, an honest politician, and a merciful aerobics instructor all fall out of an airplane. Which one hits the ground first?
A: None of them, since none of them exist.