Actor
Artist
Astronaut
Auto Mechanic
Butcher
Butler
Carpenter
Census Taker
Construction
Cook
Economist
Factory
Firefighter
Florist
Foreman
Gas Station
Hooker
Jockey
Lumberjack
Maid
Mailman
Meter Reader
Misc. Occupations
Mortician
Musician
Night Watchman
Nurse
Painter
Pharmacist
Phone Man
Plumber
Politician
Psychic
Railroad
Realtor
Reporter
Tailor
Talent Agent
Union Worker
Ventriloquist
Veterinarian
Waiter
Writer
Zookeeper

More Occupations

Politician Jokes

A politician who didn't speak well asked his friend for advice. The politician's friend said, "You should start with a question like, 'Why are we all here?'"

The politician tried out the idea before various audiences, and it went well... until he somehow got persuaded to speak to the inmates of an insane asylum.

The politician began in his usual way, "Why are we all here?"...

Quick as a flash came back a reply from a voice in the audience: "Because we aren't all there."