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Psychic Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from jail?

A: The headlines in the newspaper read:
"SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"

HELP WANTED: TELEPATHY

You know where to apply!

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."

- Steven Wright

NOTICE: "The Clairvoyant Society will not have its usual meeting this week, due to unforeseen circumstances."

-The London Times