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Railroad Jokes

This guy was applying for a job as a flagman / switch operator on the railroad. The engineer was conducting the interview. "What would you do if the Northern Express was heading north on Track 1 and the Southern Central was heading south on Track 1?"

The guy thought for a minute and then answered, "Well, I'd call my brother."

The engineer just sat there for a second. "Why would you call your brother?"

The man replied, "Well, he's never seen a train wreck before."