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Ventriloquist Jokes

A young ventriloquist is touring the South and stops to entertain at a bar in Texas one evening.

The ventriloquist is going through his usual stupid Redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience stands up and says, "I've heard just about enough of your smart-ass hillbilly jokes; we ain't all stupid here in the South."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big guy pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to the smart ass little fella on your knee."