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Writer and Author Jokes

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.

The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

Q: Why is a good writer like a criminal?

A: Because they both prefer short sentences.

"The other week I went to see my doctor... I was in the waiting room, and I decided to pass the time finishing a novel. But the other patients complained about the noise of the typewriter."

- Arthur Brown