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Zookeeper Jokes

One day, a woman was visiting a zoo. When the afternoon was about to end, she found herself near the kangaroos. Friendly as they were, she started to pet them.

Suddenly an uncontrollable urge came over her to reach down and squeeze the poor animal's balls. She had squeezed too hard, as the kangaroo started to wildly jump around. Higher and higher, the kangaroo jumped around until it cleared the high fence and escaped.

Scared, the woman looked around to see if anybody noticed her actions. She saw the zookeeper running toward her, so she started to run.

As the zookeeper caught up, he pleaded while pulling down his pants, "Sorry, ma'am, you're going to have to squeeze mine, too! I'm the poor guy who has to catch that thing."