Actor
Artist
Astronaut
Auto Mechanic
Butcher
Butler
Carpenter
Census Taker
Construction
Cook
Economist
Factory
Firefighter
Florist
Foreman
Gas Station
Hooker
Jockey
Lumberjack
Maid
Mailman
Meter Reader
Misc. Occupations
Mortician
Musician
Night Watchman
Nurse
Painter
Pharmacist
Phone Man
Plumber
Politician
Psychic
Railroad
Realtor
Reporter
Tailor
Talent Agent
Union Worker
Ventriloquist
Veterinarian
Waiter
Writer
Zookeeper

More Occupations

Mortician and Undertaker Jokes

A mortician was laying out the body of a man with an unbelievably long penis. He called in his receptionist to show her. She took one look and said, "Big deal. That's just like my husband's penis."

"You mean he's got one that long?" asked the surprised mortician.

"No," she replied. "That dead."

A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the morticians started chasing it.

As it rolled past the hospital, the mortician yelled to one of the nurse practitioners walking by, "Doc, quick, give me something to stop this coffin."